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Parenting Job Recipe

Add Step-by-Step Photos	Pink / All my dishes 3 months, 3 weeks ago I got this from my mom and I got a chuckle out of it. Thought you all might like it too. wink Prep:1000000m Servings:106	Pink
	once in a lifetime

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Parenting...application

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PARENT - Job Description

This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way,

I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!!

POSITION :

Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma

Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop

JOB DESCRIPTION :

Long term, team players needed, for challenging,

permanent work in an

often chaotic environment.

Candidates must possess excellent communication

and organizational skills and be willing to work

variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends

and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.

Some overnight travel required, including trips to

primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!

Travel expenses not reimbursed.

Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES :

The rest of your life.

Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily,

until someone needs $5.

Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.

Also, must possess the physical stamina of a

pack mule

and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat

in case, this time, the screams from

the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.

Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges,

such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets

and stuck zippers.

Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and

coordinate production of multiple homework projects.

Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings

for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.

Must be a willing to be indispensable one minute,

an embarrassment the next.

Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a

half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.

Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.

Must assume final, complete accountability for

the quality of the end product.

Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and

janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :

None.

Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills,

so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :

None required unfortunately.

On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION :

Get this! You pay them!

Offering frequent raises and bonuses.

A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because

of the assumption that college will help them

become financially independent.

When you die, you give them whatever is left.

The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that

you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS :

While no health or dental insurance, no pension,

no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and

no stock options are offered;

this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love,

and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.

Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis,

letting them know they are appreciated

for the fabulous job they do...

or forward with love

to anyone thinking of applying for the job.

** AND A FOOTNOTE "THERE IS NO RETIREMENT -- EVER!!! **

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Comments

sparow64 3 months, 3 weeks ago said:
Love it! Thanks for sharing.

jett2whit 3 months, 3 weeks ago said:
Thanks for sharing this! so true
jett

hoosiermom68 3 months, 3 weeks ago said:
Ain't that the truth?!

minitindel 3 months, 3 weeks ago said:
You got it.....very cute thanks

jenniferbyrdez 3 months, 3 weeks ago said:
Love this Pink. Thank you.

shirleyoma 3 months, 3 weeks ago said:
Great post! hugssssssss

magali777 3 months, 3 weeks ago said:
Great post! thanks!

pat2me 3 months, 3 weeks ago said:
Pink, this is awesome!!!!

Thanks for sharing!

shuga 3 months, 3 weeks ago said:
Like it!

chopkins1963 3 months, 3 weeks ago said:
This is great...and so true! Thanks for sharing!

smooch 3 months, 3 weeks ago said:
This is totally great!

zanna 3 months, 3 weeks ago said:
Luv it,got my 5.Adding it to Friends in the Kitchen group.Have a great day!

xenon 3 months, 3 weeks ago said:
This is exactly what I'm going through at the moment! I love it.

pink 3 months, 3 weeks ago said:
Thought everyone would enjoy this one! *wink* Thank You all!

cosmogazer 3 months, 3 weeks ago said:
What a list for us parents to look into and find what we've miss....thanks for sharing...

lunasea 3 months, 3 weeks ago said:
Great post, Pink m'dear - thank youuuu!

dimensionality 3 months, 2 weeks ago said:
That is so cool. I love the part about the wages, compensation and benefits. :) Appreciation from me to you!!!

babigirl 2 months, 2 weeks ago said:
HI HOW R U 2DAY

babigirl 2 months, 2 weeks ago said:
BYE PPL SEE U LATER THAN U FOR CHATING 2 ME THANK U SO SO SO SO MUCH XXXX

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