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  • Mom tells dad as he comes in the house she has to leave for her appointment. Toddler had not been fed yet, but he will be hungry SOON. Soup and crackers are on the counter. Mom leaves.
  • Dad turns on Tiger game, and gets comfortable on the couch
  • Toddler tells Dad he's ready for his "poop and caca's" (Translation: Soup and Crackers)
  • Dad says "When there's a commercial break" and starts to doze.
  • Hungry Toddler waits through two commercial breaks, dad is snoring, decides to take measures into own hands.
  • Starving Toddler finds nasal asperator used on his stuffy nose the night before and carelessly left on side table by couch.
  • Clever Toddler goes to kitchen, finds paper plate on a wicker holder, places it with asperator on it onto the nearest burner and figures out how to operate the child safety locked stove knobs.
  • Sleepy uncle is awakened by the sound of smoke detector and smell of smoke.
  • Both Dad and Uncle race to the kitchen to put out fire and proceed to get rid of all the evidence before mom comes home.
  • Dad makes "poop and caca's" for Toddler because he knows he very well may be in it when mom comes home.
  • Mom comes home to happy Toddler watching game with Dad. Finds evidence of burned wicker in sink..... demands story..

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  • bismyno1 5 years ago
    Brillant Story :-) You would need eyes in the back of your head, and thats just to keep and eye on the Dads
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  • stacyann 6 years ago
    Hilarious!!! Got to love it!
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    elize ate it and said...
    lol great post very funny
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    linebb956 ate it and said...
    This is so choice! Love it! I remember those days... with mine and grand-kids also! There is no wait with them! None!
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  • greekgirrrl 6 years ago
    cute story! thanks
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    celestialvortex ate it and said...
    oh this story is great, thanks for giving me a good laugh today... even tho my oldest is 32 and my baby is 12, I remember those days like it was yesterday . (-;
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  • debwin 6 years ago
    It is amazing what the little monkeys can get up to...I bet Dad and Uncle were a bit sheepish when the evidence was discovered. Great post.
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  • gourmetloveaffair 6 years ago
    What a mess! It's good you can look back on it and laugh anyways... :D
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    grandmacooks ate it and said...
    Love this! My son used to get up before everyone and have some adventures! Little boys can be very inventive!
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    bluewaterandsand ate it and said...
    Thanks for making me smile. He taught his dad a lesson.
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  • slevans 6 years ago
    This is so funny it made my morning smile!
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    jett2whit ate it and said...
    OMG! Too funny!!
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  • knoxcop 6 years ago
    "Poop and cacas!" Sounds like something mine would do--both DH and the baby!--Kn0x--
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  • cheric 6 years ago
    LOL!! I love the "poop and cacas"! ha ha ha
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