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Roasted Snot Sucker Recipe

Add Step-by-Step Photos	Morninlite / All my dishes 2 months, 2 weeks ago This is a true story. I put it in our MOP's (Mothers of PreSchoolers) cookbook. It's just for a laugh. Prep:5m Cook:5m Servings:1	Morninlite
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Ingredients

1 mom, with a hair appointment and grocery shopping on her agenda

1 Tired dad who had to fill in for three hours at work on a saturday

1 very hungry toddler

1 nasal asperator

1 paper plate with wicker holder

1 uncle who works graveyard shift sleeping upstairs

Directions

Mom tells dad as he comes in the house she has to leave for her appointment. Toddler had not been fed yet, but he will be hungry SOON. Soup and crackers are on the counter. Mom leaves.

Dad turns on Tiger game, and gets comfortable on the couch

Toddler tells Dad he's ready for his "poop and caca's" (Translation: Soup and Crackers)

Dad says "When there's a commercial break" and starts to doze.

Hungry Toddler waits through two commercial breaks, dad is snoring, decides to take measures into own hands.

Starving Toddler finds nasal asperator used on his stuffy nose the night before and carelessly left on side table by couch.

Clever Toddler goes to kitchen, finds paper plate on a wicker holder, places it with asperator on it onto the nearest burner and figures out how to operate the child safety locked stove knobs.

Sleepy uncle is awakened by the sound of smoke detector and smell of smoke.

Both Dad and Uncle race to the kitchen to put out fire and proceed to get rid of all the evidence before mom comes home.

Dad makes "poop and caca's" for Toddler because he knows he very well may be in it when mom comes home.

Mom comes home to happy Toddler watching game with Dad. Finds evidence of burned wicker in sink..... demands story..

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Comments

cheric 2 months, 2 weeks ago said:
LOL!! I love the "poop and cacas"! ha ha ha

knoxcop 2 months, 2 weeks ago said:
"Poop and cacas!" Sounds like something mine would do--both DH and the baby!--Kn0x--

jett2whit 2 months, 2 weeks ago said:
OMG! Too funny!!

slevans 2 months, 2 weeks ago said:
This is so funny it made my morning smile!

bluewaterandsand 2 months, 2 weeks ago said:
Thanks for making me smile. He taught his dad a lesson.

grandmacooks 2 months, 1 week ago said:
Love this! My son used to get up before everyone and have some adventures! Little boys can be very inventive!

gourmetloveaffair 1 month, 4 weeks ago said:
What a mess! It's good you can look back on it and laugh anyways... :D

debwin 1 month, 3 weeks ago said:
It is amazing what the little monkeys can get up to...I bet Dad and Uncle were a bit sheepish when the evidence was discovered. Great post.

celestialvortex 1 month, 3 weeks ago said:
Oh this story is great, thanks for giving me a good laugh today... even tho my oldest is 32 and my baby is 12, I remember those days like it was yesterday . (-;

greekgirrrl 1 month, 1 week ago said:
Cute story! thanks

linebb956 1 month ago said:
This is so choice! Love it! I remember those days... with mine and grand-kids also! There is no wait with them! None!

elize 1 month ago said:
Lol great post very funny

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