Sage Advice Recipe

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• 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. shopping list
• 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. shopping list
• 3. Its always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. shopping list
• 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. shopping list
• 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. shopping list
• 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. shopping list
• 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. shopping list
• 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. shopping list
• 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you. shopping list
• 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. shopping list
• 12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. shopping list
• 13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. shopping list
• 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. shopping list
• 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. shopping list
• 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot. shopping list
• 17. Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. shopping list
• 18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. shopping list
• 19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. shopping list
• 20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. shopping list
• 21. Never miss a good chance to shut up. shopping list
• 22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. shopping list