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Fun For 2008 Recipe


Fun For 2008 Recipe
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*giggles* ROFL for 2008! Top 20!

Pink

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  • A minute of your time!
  • "The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." ~ Albert Einstein ~

Directions
  1. 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
  2. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
  3. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
  4. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
  5. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
  6. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
  7. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  8. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
  9. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  10. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  11. 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
  12. 12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
  13. 13. Some days you're the pigeon; some days you're the statue.
  14. 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
  15. 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
  16. 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
  17. 17. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
  18. 18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
  19. 19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
  20. 20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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ROFLMAO!! How funny! Thanks for sharing!! :@)


How funny and what a mood lifter!! Thanks dear. I need to remind my hubby about #17 every so often. LOL


Way too funny.. thank you


How refreshing!!!Good to laugh out loud!


Love it!
(loved it so much tried to rate it twice!)
Thanx for the laugh!


That is sooooo funny, gonna send to my Mom, she'll get a real giggle out of it! Thanks!


Great post!Adding it to my Friends in the kitchen group.Happy cooking!


Great!!!!#13 made me laugh out loud...Needed that....;D


:D


LOVE it :) Great thoughts to start 2008 with !! Thanks, Pink :)


ROFL!! This is great! Lots of lessons to be learned from this post! Thanks for sharing. May I pass it on! I know a few people that will enjoy it as mush as I did! LOL!!


So good Pink! LMAO :)


Fabulous! What a great way to start the new year - Laughing Out Loud (and on company time!).

Thanx,
Sunnee


*wink* I am happy everyone has enjoyed this one!


A Masterpiece!


Way cool!


Very funny Pink :)


Ancient wisdom... and how true they are. You made me laugh and that´s one of the best presents for the present year.
Cheers ¡¡


Very funny - some I heard and frankly needed to hear again - !!!


Just saw this! Great!


I absolutely love it. wtg!


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