Fun For 2008
From pink 16 years agoIngredients
- A minute of your time! shopping list
- "The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." ~ Albert Einstein ~ shopping list
How to make it
- 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
- 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
- 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
- 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
- 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
- 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
- 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
- 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
- 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
- 12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
- 13. Some days you're the pigeon; some days you're the statue.
- 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
- 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
- 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
- 17. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
- 18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
- 19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
- 20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
The Rating
Reviewed by 16 people-
How funny and what a mood lifter!! Thanks dear. I need to remind my hubby about #17 every so often. LOL
notyourmomma in South St. Petersburg loved it -
way too funny.. thank you
peetabear in mid-hudson valley loved it -
How refreshing!!!Good to laugh out loud!
mystic_river1 in Bradenton loved it
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