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Blond Cookbook Recipe


Blond Cookbook Recipe
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Blond Cookbook for Newlyweds!! lol lol

Shirleyoma

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  • Blonde Cookbook...
  • -It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
  • -Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper
  • -A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.
  • -Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..
  • -I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
  • -Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
  • -Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

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  1. -GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.

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Can you have her serve me a fruit salad?


Way too funny !!! thank you I needed a good laugh today..


Because of the weather, I've been a little on the blue side, then I found this and I had to post it, it gave me a laugh, I feel much better! lol


Thanks for the laugh.


LMAO, Thanks for making my day, this was toooo FUNNY!!!!!!


How funny :) Thanks, I needed that! :)


Yeah, I needed that too. Thank you.


I need that laught 2nite, i read it to my daughter and was still laughin about it.


THANKS SHIRLEY YOU MADE MY DAY HMMM!! I MEAN WEEK :)


We're having a Nor'Easter here today and I came across this...ROFL! :)


Too funny!


So happy I'm not blond....:).....LMAO


That was WAY funny! What a great way to start a Monday. You are the neatest lady. I think you'd be a blast to hang out with. LOL Have a great week.
Kristy


That is too funny! Have a great day!
Donna


Thanks for the giggles!
~ Vickie


Shirleyoma.....you rock! Feelin' better are we?


Well there you go, so glad your feeling better, that was too funny LOL Now when you get the blues remember to read this again LOL


Very funny and just the giggle I needed. Thanks dear.


You are not a well person oma laughing my butt off very good and propably too true!


Glad you are feeling better.I love chocolate,but not on moose.That Blonde should join GROUP RECIPES to learn how to cook!LOL,I would have to give her a 1 rating.lol Happy cooking:). Added this to the FRIENDS in the KITCHEN and THE BREAKFAST CLUB groups.I know they will love it.


I don't get it. This is exactly how I prepare my meals, too. What's so funny?































;o) Just kidding of course. :oP


It's Monday and I am not in a mood for work. Thanx for making my day.


This will become a Smooch favorite! LMAO


Oh this is great lol


How funny this is cute lol


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