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Recipe From The Reindeer Protection League Recipe

Add Step-by-Step Photos	Notyourmomma / All my dishes 7 months ago We acknowledge that the perpetrators of this crime shall remain anonymous. The disease is only seen after January 31 or Super Bowl Sunday whichever comes first. Prep:10m Servings:1	Notyourmomm
	bland bland not too spicy

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Ingredients

Bull shots or

Margaritas or

Anyone of Grizz's lovely aperitif drinks

slightly tarnished but unbroken ornaments from the tree

Cans of opaque blue paint

ornament hangers

Directions

Have a few drinks of choice with friends.

Hang tarnished ornaments from the clothes line with ornament hangers.

Spray ornaments desired shade of blue.

Allow to dry.

Under the cover of darkness, or if you are very very brave, scout the neighborhood for the unprotected reindeer.

Tag your neighbor when necessary. If possible take photo evidence for next years' repeat offender.

Type and print notice below

**Note: do not accidentally hit the horn when you jump back in your vehicle thereby notifiying the recipient of said notice of your presence**

Best done when walking dogs under cover of darkness.

NOTICE

This is the official notification from the RPL

(Reindeer Protection League)

That your precious reindeer

Have been overexposed to the harsh

Weather conditions in this area.

Your reindeer have contacted a potentially fatal disease, please examine them closely and it is recommended that the reindeer

Are placed in a warm environment (an attic or garage) for the remainder of the year to prevent the spread of this dangerous disease.

Wishing you and yours a very Happy and Healthy New Year.

The RPL Volunteer League

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Comments

raventx1 7 months ago said:
LOLOLO.

ahmed1 7 months ago said:
Cheers!!

wynnebaer 7 months ago said:
Please come to my neighborhood....:)

chefmal 7 months ago said:
The funniest thing about this is that little yellow strip that says "We don't think you'll like this recipe very much." But oh, kind lady, I truly do! 'Tis brilliance!

grizzlybear 7 months ago said:
Hahahahahaah.........That's really a great one.......THANKS FOR THE LAUGH

LOL...LOl

rml 7 months ago said:
NYM - You're so wicked......I Love It!

saltymike 7 months ago said:
GREAT POST! LMAO!

luvshk 6 months, 4 weeks ago said:
That is toooo funny!

kukla 6 months, 3 weeks ago said:
ROFLMAO :) I can think of a few around here that will benefit from this one!! :) TY, Notyo :)

notyourmomma 6 months, 3 weeks ago said:
After recovering from the annual invasion of Jose Gaspar and enjoying our Sangria/black beans and pressed cubans, we are setting our sights on the afflicted reindeer before the SuperBowl. Ornaments are painted and readied in the box, RPL flyers are printed and scouts have been sending in the addresses of the targeted deer. Hmmm, we just have to fix our libations, and get our designated driver and we are off!!! Spread the word, folks.

krumkake 6 months, 2 weeks ago said:
Oh notcho, after that past few weeks I've had, this is exactly the recipe I need! Thank you for the belly laugh, and if I can FIND any reindeer under all of our snow, I will fix them up pronto!! Thank you, my friend, for sharing this with me...krum

deedeec 4 months, 2 weeks ago said:
ROFLMAO... oh my goodness... I can't wait til next year!

divaliscious 3 months ago said:
What a hoot you are! love this! dont know how I missed it!

riverznnd 1 month, 2 weeks ago said:
I'm so sorry I didn't pick up any ornaments on clearance this year . . .sigh.

riverznnd 1 month, 2 weeks ago said:
BTW...the little yellow strip tells ME that it thinks I will love this recipe!!! I do!!

tilgidh 8 hours, 55 minutes ago said:
I like you! You are silly!
5er

Tilgidh

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