Recipe From The Reindeer Protection League Recipe

How to make it

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• Have a few drinks of choice with friends.
• Hang tarnished ornaments from the clothes line with ornament hangers.
• Spray ornaments desired shade of blue.
• Allow to dry.
• Under the cover of darkness, or if you are very very brave, scout the neighborhood for the unprotected reindeer.
• Tag your neighbor when necessary. If possible take photo evidence for next years' repeat offender.
• Type and print notice below
• **Note: do not accidentally hit the horn when you jump back in your vehicle thereby notifiying the recipient of said notice of your presence**
• Best done when walking dogs under cover of darkness.
• NOTICE
• This is the official notification from the RPL
• (Reindeer Protection League)
• That your precious reindeer
• Have been overexposed to the harsh
• Weather conditions in this area.
• Your reindeer have contacted a potentially fatal disease, please examine them closely and it is recommended that the reindeer
• Are placed in a warm environment (an attic or garage) for the remainder of the year to prevent the spread of this dangerous disease.
• Wishing you and yours a very Happy and Healthy New Year.
• The RPL Volunteer League