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• 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. shopping list
• 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. shopping list
• 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. shopping list
• 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. shopping list
• 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. shopping list
• 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? shopping list
• 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. shopping list
• 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? shopping list
• 9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. shopping list
• 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car. shopping list
• 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. shopping list
• 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number. shopping list
• 13. Think about this ... No one ever says "It's only a game" when his team is winning. shopping list
• 14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap. shopping list
• 15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it. shopping list
• 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. shopping list
• 17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with sagging tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!) shopping list
• 18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo. shopping list
• 19. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead. shopping list