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Add Step-by-Step Photos	Notyourmomma / All my dishes 1 year, 4 months ago Just a funny I'd like to share-from an anonymous writer Servings:24	Notyourmomm
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Stressing

Keeping Head above W

More Stress

I give up!

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As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember

Laughter relieves Stress.

Stressed is desserts spelled backwards.

Always have dessert first.

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Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written An impressive new book. It's called .'Ministers Do More Than Lay People.'

Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

The difference between the Pope and Your boss, the Pope only expects you To kiss his ring.

My mind works like lightning, One brilliant Flash and it is gone.

The only time the world beats a path to Your door is if you're in the bathroom.

I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

It used to be only death and taxes Were inevitable Now, of course, there's Shipping and handling, too.

A husband is someone who, after taking The trash out, gives the impression that He just cleaned the whole house.

My next house will have no kitchen - just Vending machines and a large trash can.

A blonde said, 'I was worried that my Mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.'

Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex.

As you slide down the banister of life, may The splinters never point the wrong way

Have fun folks, life is shorter than you think.

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toleliz 1 year, 4 months ago said:
Great way to start the day! Thanks!

momo_55grandma 1 year, 4 months ago said:
LoL .

grizzlybear 1 year, 4 months ago said:
Hahahaha,,, Great .....life it way too short ......SO ALWAYS EAT DESSERT FIRST.......;-)

bakermel 1 year, 4 months ago said:
Funny! :) TY! :)

wynnebaer 1 year, 4 months ago said:
I'm still laughing over number 10....:)

gigilovescats2 1 year, 4 months ago said:
I love it! Thank you for the share!

shepherdrescue 1 year, 4 months ago said:
Who can add to simply perfect advice? This merits a 10!

peetabear 1 year, 4 months ago said:
Great way to start my day thank you my dear friend...

recipesrule 1 year, 4 months ago said:
Just have tweezers or scotch tape ( duct tape?)handy. They work great on splinters! Thanks for the laugh.
Betty

busmamawilliams 1 year, 4 months ago said:
Thanks for the great laughs! We can all use a little "lightening up" once in awhile! Have a wonderful day!

bluewaterandsand 1 year, 4 months ago said:
LOL, Thanks for this. I sure did need a good laugh!

ahmed1 1 year, 4 months ago said:
Lolll..

janick04 1 year, 4 months ago said:
Great!!!!! I needed that today is my 30th birthday and I was bummed out now I'm smiling. Thanks

jenniferbyrdez 1 year, 4 months ago said:
I have missed you gf!!!!

lor 1 year, 3 months ago said:
HAHAHAHAHAHA... this is so funny and we all need more laughter in our lives. You've definitely got my "5" forks on this one!!!

tuilelaith 11 months, 4 weeks ago said:
I really needed this!

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