Sad News Recipe

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• Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. shopping list
• The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. shopping list
• He was 71. shopping list
• Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. shopping list
• Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. shopping list
• The grave site was piled high with flours. shopping list
• Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. shopping list
• Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. shopping list
• He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. shopping list
• Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. shopping list
• Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. shopping list
• He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. shopping list
• The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. shopping list
• If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it. shopping list