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Jetts Stress Diet Recipe

Add Step-by-Step Photos	Jett2whit / All my dishes 1 year, 8 months ago This is a specially formulated diet designed to help you cope with the stress that builds during the day......Please don't try this at home!!!( It is my silly recipe for the day.) Prep:247m Servings:1	Jett2whit
	this is a joke so please dont try this at home stressed spelled backwards is desserts

Does this look good? Yeah! / Nope

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Ingredients

Breakfast:

1 grapefruit

1 slice whole wheat toast

1 cup skim milk

Lunch

1 small portion lean steamed chicken

1 cup spinach

1 cup herbal tea

1 hersheys kiss

Afternoon Tea:

The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag

1 tub Haagen-Daaz ice cream topped with chocolate chip topping or caramel topping.....whatever you have at the time!

Dinner

4 - 5 glasses red wine

2 loaves garlic bread

1 family size supreme pizza

3 Snickers bars

Late night snack:

1 whole Sara Lee cheesecake(eaten directly from the freezer)

Directions

Remember:

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts!!

We all are too blessed to be stressed!!

With God, ALL things are possible!!

You can lose that weight and have a strong testimony for others!!

Have a wonderful day everybody!!

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Comments

turlak 1 year, 8 months ago said:
That sounds great! I'm 15 pounds down so far...15 more would be nice! Thanks for the laugh and inspiration!
~Dawn

michelle73 1 year, 8 months ago said:
Having been going through weight loss the last 13 months and living with maintenance for the last 7, I can relate to this so much! I say it get's published and becomes like a weight loss bible LOL! I'm going to write this down and put it on my fridge. :) 70 lbs gone forever!!!

jimrug1 1 year, 8 months ago said:
I REALLY need to lose weight so I am going to cut out your breakfast altogether, skip the spinach and tea for lunch and have the kiss. The afternoon tea menu is a must. I'm throwing out the pizza and bread(way too fattening)for dinner increasing to 6 glass of wine and stuffing the late night snack with the snickers. Daummm I am so relaxed, I think I may have to repeat this diet tomorrow... Jim

auntybea 1 year, 8 months ago said:
It would seem funnier if I didn't relate to it so much!! Keep them coming Jett!

jenniferbyrdez 1 year, 8 months ago said:
Love this Jett! Needed the laugh. Only thing missing is a few drinks of Vodka mixed with whatever.

sunnee2000 1 year, 8 months ago said:
And isn't this exactly the way dieting goes??? I agree with Jenniferbyrdez, however, make mine gin.

Perfect!

Thanx,
Sunnee

jo_jo_ba 1 year, 8 months ago said:
LOL I love it!

michellem 1 year, 8 months ago said:
Love it!!

theiris 1 year, 8 months ago said:
We need more like this! thanks my friend. Mare

thegoldminer 1 year, 8 months ago said:
Funny! JJ

magali777 1 year, 8 months ago said:
Very nice!

knoxcop 1 year, 8 months ago said:
You hit it on the nailhead, Girlfriend! I think we can all relate to this one, lol! --Kn0x--

chihuahua 1 year, 8 months ago said:
You're so funny Jett. This is so true!

shandy 1 year, 7 months ago said:
WoW! What a diet! I think I need to re-adjust my diets! Yours are so much better =D

tazoncaffeine 1 year, 6 months ago said:
Its the cheesecaKe that finally calms me down. LOL

redkitchen 1 year, 6 months ago said:
Since I don't eat 3 real meals a day, I'm just gonna have to skip the first 2 and do dinner

notyourmomma 1 year, 6 months ago said:
I feel less stressed all ready! Have a good girlfriend who always orders dessert first at restaurants, because we never have room. So we start with dessert. First time she did that with my kid, she became the wee one's favorite person in the world. As all adopted aunts should be. Hugs, sweetie.

debwin 1 year, 6 months ago said:
I have had a good giggle over this one, thanks Jett.

toleliz 1 year, 6 months ago said:
I've been on this diet before:-) Love NYM's comment about her friend-like they say-Life is uncertain, eat dessert first!

greekgirrrl 1 year, 5 months ago said:
This is a diet???! LOL I love your sense of humor!!

divaliscious 1 year, 5 months ago said:
Love it, may I ask for permission to reprint this on my blog? I must share your diet secrets!

gramma58 1 year, 5 months ago said:
Well butter my buns and call me DE-STRESSED! Works for me! Thanks Jet for the laugh!

dosh70 1 year, 5 months ago said:
Ahhhhhhh. It's 10 p.m. but I'm very motivated, so gonna get started now!

Thanks so much. This is like a support group. HaHaHa.

ebonyeyedenigma 1 year, 5 months ago said:
LMArseO!~!!

This is great, thank you for the amusing recipe and your wit.

Be well,
Annie

annieamie 1 year, 5 months ago said:
Yessssssssss, my kind of diet! Oh thank you, Jett! I really needed this one!
Annie

mocha 1 year, 5 months ago said:
This was an awesome read!! my kinda stress diet indeed, although I'm gonna have a bud instead of the wine!!

recipesrule 1 year, 4 months ago said:
Oh Jett, You are one funny girl!! This is right up my alley, and I'm feelin good already. Thanks for the laugh.

Betty

lor 1 year, 2 months ago said:
Ohhhhhhhh Yessssssss! I've been losing weight as well as some of the others here and let me tell you, this sounds sooooooo AWESOME! I'll probably blow the diet and just go for the candy bars and cheesecake LOL That's okay though, I figure I'm allowed ;)
If I'm really bad, I'll go for broke.
The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
1 tub Haagen-Daaz ice cream topped with chocolate chip topping or caramel topping.....whatever you have at the time!
Dinner:
4 - 5 glasses of white wine for me with a high sugar content ;)
2 loaves of BUTTERY garlic bread
1 family size SUPREME OR PARTY SIZE pizza
3 or make it 4 Snickers bars
Late night snack:
1 whole Sara Lee cheesecake(eaten directly from the freezer) Mmmmmmmmm

leebear 1 year ago said:
I've lost a ton of weight and also gained a ton.
but right now i'm a very happy loser.my highest
weight was 256 - i'm now at 168 my biggest thanks goes to suzanne somers it is her somersize program where i finally lost the most - 97 lbs. and maintained since october 1999 - leebear

debntim 1 year ago said:
This is a HOOT! Now I understand why I haven't been losing lately ~ I didn't know about your wonderful diet! Actually, this is one of my 'up' years, really could use the support to get it together. I guess I'll have to pull out my 'good girl' recipes for y'all. In my old age, I've learned that carbs make me fat. A teaching partner and I went low fat one year; she was really into it and ordered me to keep the food journal, etc. ~ I ate fewer fat grams than she and she lost twice the weight. When I dropped carbs a few years later, the weight came off pretty easily. So, what's my problem? I think it's STRESS! Blessings! ;o)