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Stress Diet Recipe


Stress Diet Recipe
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This is a specially formulated diet designed to help you cope with the stress that builds during the day......Please don't try this at home!!!( It is my silly recipe for the day.)

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Ingredients
  • Breakfast:
  • 1 grapefruit
  • 1 slice whole wheat toast
  • 1 cup skim milk
  • Lunch
  • 1 small portion lean steamed chicken
  • 1 cup spinach
  • 1 cup herbal tea
  • 1 hersheys kiss
  • Afternoon Tea:
  • The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
  • 1 tub Haagen-Daaz ice cream topped with chocolate chip topping or caramel topping.....whatever you have at the time!
  • Dinner
  • 4 - 5 glasses red wine
  • 2 loaves garlic bread
  • 1 family size supreme pizza
  • 3 Snickers bars
  • Late night snack:
  • 1 whole Sara Lee cheesecake(eaten directly from the freezer)

Directions
  1. Remember:
  2. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts!!
  3. We all are too blessed to be stressed!!
  4. With God, ALL things are possible!!
  5. You can lose that weight and have a strong testimony for others!!
  6. Have a wonderful day everybody!!

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That sounds great! I'm 15 pounds down so far...15 more would be nice! Thanks for the laugh and inspiration!
~Dawn


Having been going through weight loss the last 13 months and living with maintenance for the last 7, I can relate to this so much! I say it get's published and becomes like a weight loss bible LOL! I'm going to write this down and put it on my fridge. :) 70 lbs gone forever!!!


I REALLY need to lose weight so I am going to cut out your breakfast altogether, skip the spinach and tea for lunch and have the kiss. The afternoon tea menu is a must. I'm throwing out the pizza and bread(way too fattening)for dinner increasing to 6 glass of wine and stuffing the late night snack with the snickers. Daummm I am so relaxed, I think I may have to repeat this diet tomorrow... Jim


It would seem funnier if I didn't relate to it so much!! Keep them coming Jett!


Love this Jett! Needed the laugh. Only thing missing is a few drinks of Vodka mixed with whatever.


And isn't this exactly the way dieting goes??? I agree with Jenniferbyrdez, however, make mine gin.

Perfect!

Thanx,
Sunnee


LOL I love it!


Love it!!


We need more like this! thanks my friend. Mare


Funny! JJ


Very nice!


You hit it on the nailhead, Girlfriend! I think we can all relate to this one, lol! --Kn0x--


You're so funny Jett. This is so true!


WoW! What a diet! I think I need to re-adjust my diets! Yours are so much better =D


Its the cheesecaKe that finally calms me down. LOL


Since I don't eat 3 real meals a day, I'm just gonna have to skip the first 2 and do dinner


I feel less stressed all ready! Have a good girlfriend who always orders dessert first at restaurants, because we never have room. So we start with dessert. First time she did that with my kid, she became the wee one's favorite person in the world. As all adopted aunts should be. Hugs, sweetie.


I have had a good giggle over this one, thanks Jett.


I've been on this diet before:-) Love NYM's comment about her friend-like they say-Life is uncertain, eat dessert first!


This is a diet???! LOL I love your sense of humor!!


Love it, may I ask for permission to reprint this on my blog? I must share your diet secrets!


Well butter my buns and call me DE-STRESSED! Works for me! Thanks Jet for the laugh!


Ahhhhhhh. It's 10 p.m. but I'm very motivated, so gonna get started now!

Thanks so much. This is like a support group. HaHaHa.


LMArseO!~!!

This is great, thank you for the amusing recipe and your wit.

Be well,
Annie


Yessssssssss, my kind of diet! Oh thank you, Jett! I really needed this one!
Annie


This was an awesome read!! my kinda stress diet indeed, although I'm gonna have a bud instead of the wine!!


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