Trainwreck Chicken And Veggies
From borius 16 years ago
- 1-44000 minutes to make
- Serves 0
This is a great recipe for when football games go into overtime. I must say it is easy, just set it and forget it. You HAVE TO rate this one at 5!
Ingredients
- ramen noodles. shopping list
- THE CHICKEN: shopping list
- 1 whole chicken, "guts" reserved. shopping list
- Sun dried tomato packed in olive oil. oil reserved. shopping list
- salt shopping list
- pepper shopping list
- 1 lemon shopping list
- 1 small bunch fresh sage shopping list
- 1 small bunch fresh rosemary shopping list
- THE VEGGIES shopping list
- 1 large onion shopping list
- A few carrots shopping list
- A few turnips shopping list
- A little celery shopping list
- A few potatoes shopping list
- 1 can of chicken broth shopping list
- a little water shopping list
- salt shopping list
- pepper shopping list
- 1 lobotomy shopping list
How to make it
- Preheat oven to 425F
- Practice saying “Mmmmm, food” like Homer Simpson would.
- Wash chicken, pat dry, reserve guts.
- Put guts in sauce pan with a little water and gently boil for use in yummy gravy. Think “Mmmm gravy!.”
- Cut up veggies into roasting pan, add chicken stock then season lightly and anticipate the concentrated flavors of roasted fresh veggies. Think “Mmmmm roast veggies.”
- Season cavity of chicken with salt and pepper.
- Slice lemon in half and squeeze a small amount of juice under the skin of the breast.
- Insert the lemon halves and herb bunches into the cavity.
- Taste some of the sun dried tomatoes, Think “Mmmm, sun dried tomatoes!”, then liberally stuff some under skin of the chicken, and imagine how good this will be.
- Rub the reserved sun dried tomato infused oil on the skin of the chicken season to taste with salt and pepper, and imagine the golden brown bird emerging from the oven. Think “Mmmmm, roast chicken”.
- Put the pan of veggies on a low rack of the oven, and the chicken directly on a rack above the veggie pan so the juices will drip onto the veggies, and the combined concentrated juices of chicken and veggies can be used in the yummy gravy. “Mmmmm, roast dinners”.
- Close the oven door and talk some smack to your spouse about this being the best dinner they ever have or ever will consume in their life from the moment of conception to the end of all eternity.
- Cook the goods in the oven until they are the consistency of hard black little charcoal briquettes.
- Throw it all in the garbage and make some ramen noodles. “Mmmm, ramen noodles”
- Eat the ramen noodles, the bonus here being the “chef” gets to eat a little crow also.
- SUBSTITUTION #1:
- Ramen noodles.
- SUBSTITUTION #2:
- Skip the ramen noodles and don't incinerate dinner. This recipe has to be good.
The Rating
Reviewed by 7 people-
I think I've made this before. "mmmm, ramen noodles". Already had the lobotomy too thanks. Looks like dinner. Thanks.
jenniferbyrdez
in kenner loved it
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Oh boy, does this sound like a great new way to bake a chicken. I'm always looking for something different so I'll be trying this one for sure. & yes, most definately a '5'
brianna
in loved it
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